OK… I hate when customers steal my fucking pens after signing the check. This last week a very famous actor (he was in Top Gun, I’ll leave it at that) came into the restaurant twice and I waited on him both times. The first visit, he tipped graciously but my pen (a spanking new black G2) was missing from the checkfold. I blew it off as just a mindless mistake. Two nights later, when he returned to the restaurant he stole my pen again! It almost doesn’t matter how much people tip when they still my pen… and a celebrity worth millions!?!? Come on, people!
