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How I-bankers Beat Recession
Posted: 22 May 2009 12:02 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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A group of high-roller, I-banker types who frequent my restaurant came in again last night.  I’ve noticed they’ve been coming less as of late.  They tell the sommelier that their firm is now mandating that they may not spend more than $125 on a bottle of wine.  (These are guys who used to drop at least $500 per before the meltdown)  So, they proceed to drink three $225 bottles of red and ask that the charges for each bottle on the bill be separated into open charges of $100 and $125 each.  Of course we oblige.  They also ask us to change the number of guests on the check to six even though they are a party of four to make it seem like more people are drinking.  Funny to see how these guys continue to game the system.

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Posted: 22 May 2009 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Hey, Am glad they are coming back, lately it has been nothing but pre-fix tables with no alcohol just softdrinks durring prime time. Bankers,we need your expense accounts back. Now!!!!

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Posted: 29 August 2009 10:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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These banker idiots are nothing new and they are a dime a dozen. One of the oldest tricks in the book is to have the items put on the check under open wine and bump up the number of covers. Do you really think the bean-counters who audit there expense reports are dumb enough to blindly accept that two extra lushes sat around and drank cheap wine with them and didn’t order dinner? Trust me, when these “high-rollers” get busted and lose their jobs for submitting shady expense reports, they’re going to come back into your restaurant and try to sponge off of you for “all the money they used to spend.“ Don’t get me wrong, it’s great having people show up and spend money, but these guys are not the geniuses you think they are. If their CFO thinks that your restaurant is complicit in ripping off his company, the memo that he sends out right after the pink slips will place your restaurant off limits for his entire company. Try to remember also that the computer system you have at your restaurant keeps track of inventory, covers and check averages for a reason and your manager can use that information to write your performance review as well.

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Posted: 07 September 2009 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Definitely - the computer system tracks totals and inventories for a reason; let the customer know that if you get caught falsifying the check, your job is in jeopardy.

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Posted: 14 November 2009 03:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Definitely - the computer system tracks totals and inventories for a reason; let the customer know that if you get caught falsifying the check, your job is in jeopardy.

I think that is true..It is fully track.

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