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Angel Champagne

With Mariah Carey being the latest celebrity to endorse an alcoholic beverage, Angel Champagne, one has to wonder, does the world really need this? Out of morbid curiosity, we visited the Angel Champagne website, and, of course, there were no tasting notes available, only video clips of rappers drinking Angel’s bubbly in its signature platinum. After a little more research, we discovered that back in 2006, Mariah invested in Mendocino County and bottled her own Mariah zinfandel. Angel Champagne was born 12 yrs ago, and it’s blended and cellared in Reims France and will be made available later this year to the most discerning of individuals (douchebags). All we can say is best of luck with that. One thing for sure is the champagne is way overpriced; you might shriek like Mariah when you get the bill. We can only sit and wonder what's next... Timber Lakes Cab? Mad Donna Shiraz? Rhianna Rosso? We hope this is a trend that doesn't continue.